I am on holiday
Enjoying the odd pint
Making the most of it
While I can
Wishing I was 25 not 45
Sleepy now
With twitchy legs
And it’s only 7.30pm
Sitting in a tent
With a single gas-ring on
Because it’s August in Cornwall
And it’s wet outside
And it’s damp inside
Because we’re camping
And my wife said
Switch the gas off
Because we don’t know
How much we’ve got left